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28 Thursday Jan 2010
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Tag Archives: Humor
The Healthcare Debate Rages On…
05 Wednesday Aug 2009
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comedy, government, Health, healthcare, Humor, medical, medicine
(Thanks, Mom!)
Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the butt heads in Washington DC.
Men Are Just Happier People
08 Friday May 2009
Posted in Marini Family: Main
Thanks to my Mom for this!
NICKNAMES
- If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
- If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
- When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
- A man has six items in his bathroom : toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
- The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.. Continue reading »
Too Funny!!
22 Monday Dec 2008
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From ZDNet.com, this article is about kids printing fake license plates and getting into some shennanigans….
“Back in the 80′s…”
20 Monday Oct 2008
Posted in Wyatt's Playground
Saturday afternoon Rachel, her sister, Bekah, Wyatt and I were out hanging Halloween decorations on the house. It was a bright sunny day and while I was up hanging one of those goofy witch-ran-into-the-house decorations, Rachel and Bekah were shading their eyes with their hands. Out of nowhere, Wyatt begins talking about how some hunters, “back in the 80′s would put their hands over their eyes like that.”
We looked at each other and our little 5 year old and had the biggest laugh we’ve had in a long time! Just thought I’d share that little story with you all.
Smile!
-Timmy
